I don't know who you are or what you do or where you go when you're not around....

Last night....

Messy :

Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: cluttered
Synonyms: blowzy, botchy, careless, chaotic, confused, dirty, dishevelled, disordered, disorganized, frowzy, grimy, grubby, littered, muddled, raunchy, rumpled, slapdash, slipshod, sloppy, slovenly, unfastidious, unkempt, unneat, unthorough, untidy

Not too sure about the 'raunchy', but hey, it's close enough.
The Blagger and I got kinda wasted. He even bought me a little bit of weed, bless him.

Meatloaf songs did indeed grace my speakers and apart from the great retro feeling we both felt, I have to say he's a crap duet partner and such I've told him that we won't be continuing the partnership tonight.

I have no idea what's on the karaoke disc, but I'm kinda hoping for some Smiths or Cranberries, so my out of tune vocals won't sound so bad.

I've only done this karaoke thing once before and that was in a pub full of people, who thankfully were as drunk as I was. I wasn't brave enough to do a solo, so I did a duet with a girl who was so bad that she actually made me sound good.
Apparently, all this karaoke idea came from me and my bog mouth a few weeks ago when we had a session round The Blaggers and he mentioned his little sister had a disc for the Playsation that's a karaoke game type thing. Before the sensible part of my brain connected with my mouth, I'd already said it would be a laugh to have a night with said game and a few other people around. What's developed from those ill spoken words is a group of 12 people all piling around a friends house, with a bring a bottle rule and some singing involved.

Last night, we thought it was a great idea and we were both looking forward to it. Today at work, I've been wondering what the hell I've let myself in for.

Worst case scenario : I make a fool of myself in front of 11 other people who've probably had enough to drink to let slip how bad this could be.
Best case scenario : Simon Cowell is one of the 11 and he swiftly signs me up for a 4 album deal, tells me to quit my job and pack some things for my first video shoot in *insert ideal Country here*.

On a side note, upcoming gigs for me include:
Kanye West, Kubb, Hard Fi and Placebo.

On a side, side note, it's officially the weekend now that I've finished work (until tomorrow, but let's not mention that!), so get that eyeliner on, dress to impress and remember that weekends are best when experienced commando!