God bless us, everyone. We're a broken people living under loaded gun. And it can't be out-fought. It can't be out-done. It can't be out-matched,. It can't be out-run.

People I'd like to share a spliff with:

In no particular order....

Stan Laurel.
I'd like to tell him how much I love Laurel & Hardy movies. And how they helped me through a tough childhood.

Quentin Tarantino.
I'd like to ask him for a cameo in his next movie.

Damien Rice.
I'd like to ask him who she is.

Drew Barrymore.
I'd like to ask if I could do the music supervision on her next project.

Johnny Depp.
'Cos he's cool as fuck.

Howard Marks.
To listen to more of his fabulous stories.

Danny MacNamara.
I'd like to convince him to get the band back together.

Bruce Forsyth.
To see if he was still funny.

Zach Braff.
To just talk somethin' and nothin'.

The guy who created Chocolate Hobnobs.
And I'd shake that man's hand.

Angelina Jolie.
If I'm honest, to hopefully get into her knickers.

Robert Plant.
To thank him, for everything he's done and is still doing.

Robbie Williams, Kate Winslett, Dr Dre, Russell Brand, Lee Evans, John Cusack, Britney Spears, Foghorn Leghorn, McLovin, the Chief Of Police, Elbow, Al Pacino....Thom Yorke........my high school art teacher............Ziggy Stardust............Tom Baker....