And why is it New Years Eve is always shit? Don't ya know what I mean man, deal wiv it.

It's been a real eye-opener just how many double entendres are involved in my line of work.
Often, I can have a conversation with a girl about her "blocked pipes", "internal flanges being ruptured" or "issues with her dumping" and neither of us will bat an eye-lid (although inside, I'm sniggering away like a schoolkid).
And I wonder, will I ever grow tired of this?!

With Christmas and New Year holidays almost upon us, it appears that cooking the festive dinners, general over indulgence with food and family/friend get-togethers present their own abundance of double entendre opportunities. So with this in mind, I thought I'd list a few in the hope that anybody who stumbles along this here blog might like to take the opportunity to "slip the occasional one in!" Yano, just for shits and giggles.

• "Smother the butter all over the breast."
• "I've never seen such an inviting spread."
• "It's a little dry, but I'm still gonna enjoy eating it?"
• "Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go."
• "I prefer breast to legs."
• "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
• "How long will it take once you put it in?"
• "That's the biggest bird I've ever had."
• "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
• "I wish you wouldn't play with your meat."
• "Just wait your turn, you'll get some."
• "Wow! I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more."
• "You still have a little bit on your chin."
• "If I don't undue my trousers, I'm gonna burst!"
• "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
• "I'm so full because I've been gobbling nuts all morning."
• "Do you think you'll be able to handle having all these people all at once?"
• "I didn't expect everybody to come at the same time."
• "Just pull the end and wait for the bang!"
• "That's the most I've stuffed in my mouth all year!"
  

A safe Christmas and peaceful New Year to all.

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