Sunday, April 15

I am a poor man. I haven't wealth nor fame. I have my two hands and a house to my name.

Strange, unfamiliar ground.

It's difficult to know when you've been welcomed into a new family. Obviously, people tend to be on their best behaviour for the first few encounters, but how long before they actually welcome you into their circle.

The Girl's Mum looked me straight in the eye and with a smile on her face invited me round her place to "See my beautiful pussy".


4 parlez:

Chloe said...

hehehee. I hope that pussy purred.xx

bedshaped said...

I would hope so, but I managed to get out of it, so I'll never know!

Saffyre said...

Omg that's so funny! It's the kind of thing my mom would say to a guy just to see his reaction. Though she might have said "I have two lovely pussies, wanna stroke them?" LMAO

Rach said...

At least she didn't ask you to stroke it!