Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near.

It's not wise to 'rush' having a wee.
Failure to abide by this rule may result in a Something About Mary situation.
The meat and two veg appear to unharmed. They are just sufferring a little trauma.

My Windows Live Mail doesn't seem to be loading. I always have to 'switch to classic version' because the full load gives me useless screen. I've cleared out my temp files and cookies as they suggested but to no avail.
Anyone got any ideas?