Thursday, January 7

I've got a sheet for my bed. And a pillow for my head. I've got a pencil full of lead. And some water for my throat.

I masturbated in a five star hotel last night.

I rock!

3 parlez:

Blue soup said...

Oh my...! :D

bob said...

Were you staying there or just hanging out in the lobby?

bedshaped said...

No, I was a gentleman and waited until I got into the room.