Let me apologize to begin with. Let me apologize for what I'm about to say.

Ok, I'm not being funny or anything like that, but what the fuck is going on in the world when people train their cats to 'do their business' in the toilet!
Early evening, we are walking around this house, listening to the girl talk about what work she wants doing. We wander into the bathroom and are met with a sight very similar to this:


Her cat is perched on the edge of the toilet seat, taking a dump!

She gave the cat lots of fuss when she'd finished. "Good girl....who's a good girl", she said.
Brain to mouth, brain to mouth....communication is down, repeat, communication is down.
I don't think my comment of "Can you teach her to spray the air freshener when she does a real stinker?" will help us win that job.

At least she can't blame her fella for leaving the toilet seat up all the time now.