I'm living on shattered faith. The kind that likes to restrict your breath.

So, this guy we're doing this bathroom job for....

Attempting to strike up conversation, I say to him that it must be a rewarding job, being a paramedic.
"Well, a few weeks ago, we attended a guy who had the long attachment of a vacuum cleaner stuck up his arse. His wife's face was a picture."
Indeed!
Who could have seen that response coming!