Thursday, May 3

The handshake seals the contract. From the contract, there's no turning back.

One of my biggest fears
is the tissue paper
tearing
when I'm wiping my bum.

4 parlez:

Saffyre said...

WHat a good job you haven't had to endure the indignities we women suffer then!

bedshaped said...

Why, do girls have to wipe their bum's more often, or worse still....have to wipe other people's bums?

furtive said...

hahahahahaha, you should use decent toilet paper then ;)

Saffyre said...

No...much worse....