Screaming inside....turning inside....

Once again, the whole 'reading while you're taking a dump' thing rears it's ugly head.

While I was away over the weekend, I get a call on my mobile.
It's The Blagger:

The Blagger, "Do you mind if I open up your freshly delivered Q Magazine?"
bedshaped, "Yeah, 'course you can. Why, does it look like a good issue?"
The Blagger, "Dunno, I just wanna take a dump."

There are some things in this world that I'll never understand.