You bite through the big wall, the big wall bites back. You just sit there and sulk, sit there and bawl.

A day off work?
Hell yeah!

Whilst most people who have time to themselves during the working week, would bask in the delights of doing nothing, I can't enjoy that pleasure. In reality, I'd get bored and frustrated very quickly if I just sat around, flicking through TV channels, doing very little. Although the thought of a battery recharge is somewhat appealing.

I will come back to later to review just how well I've done on my list of things I'd like to get done today.

Hoover the whole house, top to bottom.

Polish and wipe down all the surfaces.

Clear my washing basket.

Clear the ironing.

Clean both bathrooms.

Go through all the unopened letters and sort into 'pay', 'keep', and 'shred'.

Burn 3 cd's for The Blagger.

Rectify the empty fridge situation.

Ditto the food cupboard.

Remove the brown leaves from Leon.

Check my financial situation online.

Probably cry about my financial situation.

Decide "fuck it" about my financial situation and go buy something for myself.

Sort out the pile of cd's that seem to be breeding in piles on the floor.

Call a finance company that have unwisely said they might lend me some money.

Check in at work to make sure I don't go into a mess tomorrow.

Speak to The Blagger about Saturday nights' arrangements.

Make a new mp3 compilation cd for my car.

Eat something.

Email my brother.

Delete some things from my pc that I don't use anymore.

Defrag the bugger, hoping it will speed up a little.

Buy a USB connector for my mobile phone.

Possibly buy some new footwear. I'm thinking along the lines of walking boots style, not trainers.

Have a cup of coffee or 6.

As with all lists, there's two other things to consider; the things I've missed off that get remembered during the day and the things I decide to do impromptu.

So....on goes the kettle....