Wednesday, April 25

Wrap me up with confidence, break it down when it suits you.

If you could swap gender for the day, surely one of the first things you'd do is have sex with yourself.
Just to see what it feels like from the other point of view.

Or is that just me?

10 parlez:

furtive said...

OMG yes! Then I'd go piss all over the bathroom floor, just to see what that's like from the other point of view too ;)

Jen said...

Ew, no... wouldn't it be like hearing your own voice... guaranteed to creep you out for ever more?

Anonymous said...

oh yes that and I'd want to watch porn and see pretty girls.. just to ''feel'' what its like :-)

bedshaped said...

furtive,
Surely you're not suggesting that guys piss over the bathroom floor on purpose?

jen,
Erm....I think it's the way I've worded it. I didn't mean actually having sex with yourself, I meant swapping gender and then having some 'solo' sex.

anon,
Well, in my opinion, porn for guys is totally overrated, so I don't think you're missing much there.

Saffyre said...

I'd want to do that - yes.

Along with sit down the pub for hours watching the footy, drinking pints and ogling randowm womens breasts - just because I can!

Cat said...

I'd want to wee standing up. And get a blow job.

Delboy's Daughter said...

Cat's are great ones!
I'd have sex with someone else to see what its like to have someone wrapped round me.

bedshaped said...

saffyre,
I really can't relate to what you've said. I obviously don't fit in with your idea of 'being a guy' is. Not that that sort of guy is a bad thing, it's just....oh I'll shut up now.

cat,
Do I detect some kind of obsession with guys being able to piss whilst standing up. I'm sure if you tried hard enough, you could manage it yourself.

delboy's daughter,
AAh, trust you to get carried away with it all.

furtive said...

saffyre, hey - i do those things already! ;)

bedshaped - oh, come on! you MUST do?! ;)

Ally said...

Someone else, I think :).